The sex-toy market is full of items of various sizes and shapes, going from small, all the way to humongous. Of course, women’s sex toys are all about pleasure, and most of us apply the logic ‘the bigger – the better’ when buying them.
But is it always true? Not really – and bullet vibrators are proof of it! Smaller doesn’t always mean weaker, ladies – as I’m sure some of you are aware!
Anyway, I decided to try one of the most popular bullet vibrators on the market today – the Lelo Mia 2. This little innocent-looking devil packs a punch!
If you’re looking for a small, discrete piece of pleasure that you can slide into your pussy at any time, the Lelo Mia 2 is the toy you’re looking for.
Interested? You have all the details below!
The Lelo Mia 2 Packaging & Looks
Just like all Lelo toys, the Mia 2 comes in an elegant, minimalistic packaging, matching the selected color – black, petal pink, or deep rose.
On one side there’s a picture of the toy with all the functionalities explained, and on the other you have the Lelo brand logo, which makes for a very simple, cute, and practical packaging: the perfect gift for yourself or one of your girlfriends!
Inside, you have the tiny, lipstick-shaped magnificence that is this toy, placed in a moulded protective foam, as well as a sample of Lelo’s intimate massage lotion, a manual booklet, and a fancy storage pouch made of satin.
I spent a few minutes looking for a charger and a charging port, but after going through the manual I read that it can be charged via a USB port, and that the toy comes with a USB stick integrated on the inside – just pop the cap off and stick it into your computer when the battery is low!
In short, I give the Lelo Mia 2 a 10/10 score on design and packaging.
All The Great Features
Women’s sex toys are all about functionality, and the Lelo Mia 2 follows this rule. It’s hard to imagine a device so small to be so versatile and offer a good experience, but it manages to pull it off – with style!
Materials
It’s made from 100% body-safe ABS plastic, making it very easy to clean. Also, it’s compatible with a wide variety of lotions and lubes.
Discretion
The packaging is discreet, but so is the vibrator! The only thing you have to worry about loudness-wise is yourself, because it will be hard to contain your moans once you get down to business with the Lelo Mia 2.
Not a single soul will hear it while it’s vibrating you to ecstasy!
Six Different Modes To Choose From
Moving at one speed is fine, but this girl wants variety in her vibrating toys, and the Mia 2 Lelo delivered in this category too – there are six different modes to choose from!
I was confused at first, as on the vibrator there were only two buttons, a + and a – . I figured it out rather quickly as I got to playing with it. You turn it on and then hold the + button for two seconds to change the mode, and once you find the one you like, you hold the – button for one second to keep it in that mode. Once it’s all set, you press the + and – buttons to change the intensity.
The ‘On’ button lights up when you start-up the vibrator and stays lit while you’re pleasuring yourself. The button also starts flashing if the battery is getting low, so you’ll know when it’s time to recharge and avoid the frustration of the vibrator dying mid-pleasure.
It’s Completely Waterproof
Yes! Completely waterproof! This means that you can take your Lelo Mia 2 with you in the shower or even when you go swimming! Then, of course, you shouldn’t go diving with it, as the manual says it shouldn’t be submerged in water deeper than a meter. But you can take it for a spin on those hot summer days while sitting in a pool with a cocktail in your hand.
External Use
Looking for an outside quickie? The Mia 2 Lelo is great for external use, as the shape allows for concentrated vibrations that are deep and rumbly, making it perfect for direct or indirect clitoral stimulation!
Performance Review
After unpacking the toy, I plugged it in to get it to full battery, and after an hour the light wasn’t blinking anymore – a sign that the battery was full. It was time to get down to action and see if Lelo Mia 2 delivers orgasms along with all that design beauty.
I lubed up, slid it in, and took it to the top.
At first, I started playing around with all the different modes to see which one felt just right. My favorite one? The deep vibrations mode – it was sending off pulsations throughout my whole body.
I chose that one and boosted the intensity.
A few minutes after putting it in, I was ready to orgasm, but I stopped myself because I wanted to see if the clitoral sensations were just as good. Then I took it out, put it on a milder mode and started circling my clit. I lasted just under a minute before my toes started curling!
Strong vibrations are great and I like them just as much as the next girl, but I really hate toys that shake so much that my clit feels it more like really fast spanking, rather than a stimulating sensation to get me to orgasm. Lelo Mia 2 is all about the latter: soft but strong sensations that feel just right.
All in all, the small frame of Mia 2 Lelo is deceiving – this toy offers a top-notch experience everywhere.
Sexy Tips & Dirty Tricks
Every toy is measured by the quality it provides when used as instructed, but there are other factors to take into consideration too! Here are some tips on where to use the Mia 2 Lelo, and which type of girls will enjoy it the most:
While Working
It’s small, practical, and you can slip it in while you’re in the office without anyone noticing. No need to suffer through long meetings, now you’ve got a buddy in your pants that will keep you focused at all times. Just make sure you have the fortitude to stay still when you orgasm, otherwise you’ll end up in the HR office – and that will be one very uncomfortable discussion!
At Dinner
How do you endure those long family dinners where your parents or other relatives keep yakking about the most boring topics in existence? Lelo Mia 2.
As soon as the discussion gets heated up, excuse yourself from the table like the nice girl you are, go to the bathroom, put the Lelo Mia 2 in its favorite place, and you will be able to zone out – and in – at all the important moments!
Travelers
At first, the Mia 2 Lelo doesn’t even look like a vibrator – it looks like a lipstick! If you’re one of those people that’s on the road most of the time, this bullet vibrator can be your favorite travel companion. Just toss it in your purse, or pack it in your suitcase – it’ll fit everywhere!
Also, you won’t have to worry about the toy going off in your purse or suitcase, as it has a travel lock function. Nifty, right?
Fans of Discrete Toys
For all those not-so-discreet girls who can’t contain their moans, or for you girls living with roomies, you’ll enjoy this toy as it’s very stealthy and impossible to hear, even if they’re in the same room with you!
The Bold And The Brave
I suggested a few places where the Lelo Mia 2 can come in handy, but that doesn’t mean that you can’t experiment on your own! Feeling devilish and in need of adrenaline? The Lelo Mia 2 can be the perfect companion for all your adrenaline-fueled sexploits inside or outside of your home!
Final Words
I can go on and on about the Lelo Mia 2, but the truth is, you’ll have to try it for yourself to see how amazing it really is. Not the most fulfilling of toys – sure – but one that packs a powerful punch and is incredibly practical for a variety of situations!
So girls, if you’re looking for that small sexual accessory to spice up your lovelife, the Lelo Mia 2 will serve you – flawlessly!
Stay sexy.
Stay satisfied.
Stay Devine.
