I absolutely love sex toys! Especially when women know what they want and ask for it and women’s sex toy makers are giving it to them – gladly! I’ve tried my fair share of sex toys from dildos to vibrators to clit stimulators and everything in between, so when I saw the rave about Tracy’s Dog vibrator, you best believe I bought it and tried it out!
I remember first reading the hilarious review on amazon where the woman goes in full detail about what went down when she tried the product. Apparently her legs gave out like a fainting goat and left her hobbling for 4 hours afterward!
First thought – hilariously amazing review!
Second though – when can I get it delivered?
It’s one of those creative women’s sex toys that I love, where you can see from the product that a lot of thought has been put into it. According to many of the reviews, Tracy’s Dog clitoral sucking vibrator will make you see stars. I’d like to agree with all that and add that you might want to get an additional set of bedsheets cuz you might start squirting!
I’d like to point out that I dislike the name but I absolutely love that ambiguous capital T, that leaves you wondering – is it a dog or dong?
I’m here to give you a thorough review of Tracy’s Dog clitoral sucking vibrator so let’s dive in the specifics.
Packaging
The packaging of all women’s sex toys is very appealing because let’s face it – we’re visual creatures. Tracy’s Dog vibrator isn’t an exception, as their packaging is beautiful and discreet and with such a name, no one will suspect a thing. It’s a classic black box with silver lettering of their logotype and the ambiguous logo which I absolutely love!
The box, apart from the vibrator and a beautiful silk bag for discreet storage, also comes with a warranty, a multilingual user manual, and the USB charging cable. Since it’s a silicone toy, you should use a water-based lubricant so that you don’t damage your toy. Luckily for you, Tracy’s Dog provides you with a small package of water-based lubricant so you can try it out immediately. After cleaning it up, of course!
I love how minimalistic the packaging is because when I opened mine, I was immediately greeted with the purple vibrator – truly a sight for sore eyes.
And yeah, of course, it had to be purple!
Features
Tracy’s Dog clitoral sucking vibrator is truly a masterpiece. Made up of the softest body-safe silicone, it feels amazing when pressed against your clit. The unique shape allows you to simultaneously experience a clitoral and vaginal orgasm.
The clitoral part lies softly against your bundle of nerves and using 10 different suction patterns, will pay special attention to that often neglected part. The patterns range from soft and light to fast and erratic, so don’t be afraid to play around with it and find the one for you!
The vaginal part is ribbed and vibrates with 10 different patterns so that the ever-elusive G-spot will receive the love rarely anyone has been able to give. It’s shaped in such a way that the insertable part sits nice and snug on your G-spot and the suction part rests directly on your clit. Truly a masterpiece among women’s sex toys!
The bridge connecting the two parts is flexible so even though all bodies are different, it should fit everyone.
A nice touch is the option to use both the vibrating and the clit suction part separately. Not only that, but the levels of intensity can vary for both so even the most sensitive people will be able to find their tempo.
This can be regulated with the use of the two buttons on top of the toy – one controls the suction, and the other controls the vibration. A long press of the button for around 1-2 seconds activates the part you plan to use and you can switch up the patterns with a short press.
As with most vibrating women’s sex toys, Tracy’s Dog vibrator is charged via a USB cable. Charge time is about an hour and a half so grab a cup of coffee while you wait for it to finish.
But once it does…You’re in for an hour of continuous pleasure! Now I know I’ve reviewed some other toys that last up to 2 hours, so an hour might seem a bit ‘meh’ to you, but I guarantee you won’t even last a full hour with this one.
As it’s made up of silicone, Tracy’s Dog is completely waterproof, meaning you can take it for a spin in the pool or maybe even in the bathtub. A word of warning though, water is not a very good lubricant, and when submerged in water the vagina loses its natural lubrication.
I’m no mathematician but… It doesn’t add up! Just be careful when using it underwater, okay?
Taking It For a Spin
After reading so many great reviews – and that hilariously viral one – from some very satisfied users, of course, I had to try it out for myself. You know I love using and trying out women’s sex toys, but when it comes to this one let me tell you: I was not prepared! I thought the hour and a half it took for it to charge, combined with the four wine glasses it took me to stay patient was enough preparation – but it wasn’t.
I got into a comfortable position on my bed and pushed the button. To be quite honest, when I turned it on for the first time, it sounded louder than most but under the sheets and inside you, it’s muffled to the point where you can’t hear it. You can feel it, but not hear it. That being said, the toy may be silent but you sure as hell won’t be, so make sure you’re alone in that apartment, or with someone who doesn’t mind!
Upon the first insertion, I felt how snug it was against my insides, and surprisingly it was very comfortable. The silicone is so soft, it feels like a caress against your skin so you won’t have to worry about it cutting into your soft nether regions.
I did fumble with the buttons at first, but I’d pin that on the wine and excitement as later on, it was quite easy to manage them. At first, I couldn’t get past the third vibration pattern because it felt that good! But now, I’ve found the right balance between the suction and vibration, so I’ll be taking trips to Pleasure Town more often.
Luckily I was lying down, but I’m sure my legs would’ve given up on me like a fainting goat as well!
The Tracy’s Dog Vibrator 2.0
This year is the year of surprises for lack of a better term, and one such surprise is the new and upgraded Tracy’s dog clitoral sucking vibrator! While on the outside it’ll be the same as its predecessor, on the inside it comes with two key differences:
The new vibrator will have a remote so you can indulge in some hands free. This is a nice feature to have as you can put in place, lie down on the bed in a starfish position and orgasm away.
The second difference is the new Air Symphony Technology that uses electronic pumping instead of vibrations to mimic the suction of the clit. The air pressure should enhance the overall experience and I can’t be more excited to test it!
Only thing left to do is wait and see how the new and upgraded version will turn out to be, but it has to be something grand, as it has pretty big shoes to fill. After all, its predecessor is a fan favorite in the women’s sex toys department!
Conclusion
All in all, I think the raving reviews about Tracy’s dog vibrator are on point and it really does do the miracles everyone ‘accuses’ it of. Its impeccable design, outstanding features, and various simultaneous sensations just show that the creators of Tracy’s dog clitoral sucking vibrator truly had women in mind when designing it.
Using penetration, vibration, and suction to hit all of your sweet spots all at once, it’s no wonder why Tracy’s dog vibrator is a fan favorite among women’s sex toys. The discreet packaging and silent vibration and suction allow for a sexy night filled with lots of pleasure!
The toy is great for both solo and partner play and will make sure to stroke all of the right spots! On top of it all, with a price point of $43.99, this is the most affordable ‘pet’ you’ll ever get! So as always,
Stay sexy,
Stay daring,
Stay Devine!