Women’s sex toys have come a long way in terms of shape, size, color, and materials. As a toy lover myself, that makes me extremely happy.
The demand for sex toys is high and thankfully women around the world are becoming more vocal about their needs and wants. This womanly wokeness is complemented by adult toy companies, who are doing their best to supply it with fresh toys, and give women what they want.
Coincidentally, one of the things that women have asked for is realism – and boy did we get it! A bulbous head, thick and veiny shaft, textured balls, and even ejaculation! What more could we want from a toy?
In this guide, we’re specifically going to focus on ejaculating dildos, everything you might want to know about them, and of course, Lady Devine’s honorable mentions.
But first…
What is an Ejaculating Dildo?
Before we dive into the different options that are on the market, first we must define what an ejaculating dildo is. As the name itself suggests, ejaculating dildos – also known as a squirting dildos – are a toy that’s shaped like a penis but can shoot semen-like substance at the press of a button.
Squirting dildos come in various styles and options and the squirting prompt is different but their premise is essentially the same – satisfying women who like the sensation of ejaculation. You could give yourself or your partner a creamy facial or feel it shoot up inside you. Just imagine!
The ejaculating dildos get filled with special, body-safe, semen-like liquid that has the consistency of the real thing. They all have a tubing system inside and a mechanism that ejects it. Some have an external tube with a pump, some ejaculate when you press the balls and some come with an attached syringe.
What to Look for in Squirting Dildos?
It’s important to know what you’re looking for when you’re buying squirting dildos. Things like material, size, firmness, and liquid should be taken into account.
Material
I talk about it constantly but only because I want to put it into your head – always be careful with materials! Ideally, we’re always looking for nonporous, phthalates free materials like silicone, glass, metal, etc.
Having nonporous women’s sex toys means that you’ll be able to clean them well, without fear of your toys becoming a bacteria playground. Germs and bacteria get stuck in the pores or little microscopic holes that happen over time and no need to further explain what happens.
Furthermore, they are extremely difficult to clean, and while it’s recommended you use them with a condom on, you can’t really enjoy a squirting dildo with it, can you? So always look for nonporous materials and don’t be afraid to invest a little bit more in your sex toys. Remember ladies, you’re not rich enough to buy cheap plastic toys!
Sadly, there aren’t many non-porous squirting dildos on the market, so other materials would have to do. But follow the cleaning and storing recommendations and be sure not to share your toy!
Size and Firmness
As you’ll see from this guide, as with other phallic women’s sex toys, the ejaculating dildos come in all shapes and sizes. If you’re looking for some foreplay action you can look for a smaller one, or if you’re feeling extra daring you could try one of the deliciously XXL sizes.
Regarding firmness, you usually have a few options on the market when it comes to this. Some realistic dildos have dual-density to give you the most real feeling and others only have one option to choose from. But think about what gives you pleasure, what makes you feel good.
Fake Sperm
Obviously this should be taken into consideration as it’s like 50% of the experience with ejaculating dildos. Choosing the right type and consistency is vital for making the most of it. Each of the squirting dildos on the market requires a certain type of sperm so make sure you choose one that fits your needs!
That being said, you can look for body-safe lubricants and specially designed fake sperm in any adult store. They have the same milky white look and consistency as you’d expect real sperm to have and when ejaculated from the dildo, it’s at about the same distance, too!
There are recipes for DIY sperm but be extremely careful with these if you plan on using them internally. Avoid ingredients like eggs, sugar, cornstarch, and similar foodstuffs for anal or vaginal squirting. After all, we’re not baking a cake!
They could be potentially dangerous and cause a yeast or bacterial infection and it’s definitely not the point of ejaculating dildos. If you do use these ingredients, remember: they’re safe for facials or any other squirting that does not involve the inside of a vagina or booty.
Now that we’ve covered the very basics, let’s dive into the honorable mentions that I think will have your toes curling from pleasure.
Silicone Squirting Dildos
BIG SHOT Silicone Vibrating Squirting Dildo
A realistic dildo that not only squirts but vibrates at the same time? Where do I sign up? The Big Shot is anything you’d want in a squirting dildo. It has an insertable length of 6 inches and 10 different vibration options that are sure to find and hit your sweet spot.
The fake sperm is easily loaded in the dildo from a reservoir on the bottom and it shoots out at the press of a button. Big Shot also has a suction cup with means it’s easily mounted anywhere you’d like. It’s easily rechargeable with a USB cable but for an additional $5, you can also get a USB to AC adapter!
For $120, this big boy is a steal!
Cockatrice Lil’ Squirt
When I said women’s sex toys makers catered to every woman’s needs – I meant it! For girls who prefer the fantasy side of things, Bad Dragon has just the thing. Their Lil’ Squirt collection has four small, customizable, artisan-made ejaculating dildos shaped in very imaginative ways for some added pleasure.
Not to be confused with their bigger counterparts, these Lil’ Squirts are only 3 inches long. Bad Dragon is known for its innovative but also enormous dildos, so you might be surprised by the size of these. But, although on the smaller side, they can be used in different ways. Because of their small size and tapered tip, they’re good for anal sex as well. In case you are unsure of the cumtube feature but would like to try it or you’d just like to up your foreplay, the Lil’ Squirts are just the thing.
Specifically, the Cockatrice is the slightly girthier of the bunch, which is why I chose to include it. Slightly curved, thicker in the middle, and ribbed for extra pleasure, they all come with a tube, an ounce of lube, and a syringe for an easier shot.
And this for $35? It’s a steal!
Jizz Shooter Silicone Dildo Lubricant Launcher
We said that women’s sex toys have evolved, and the Jizz Shooter is the proof of that. Unlike the squirting dildos we’ve talked about so far, the Jizz Shooter is shaped like a syringe and will fill you up to the brim! It has an insertable length of 5 inches but it’s less than an inch wide, leaving a lot to your imagination.
It’s good for couples who would like to try anal play or for someone who prefers something smaller but still likes the ejaculating option. The XL size holds twice the amount of other ejaculating dildos so you’re sure to be filled to the brim!
The jizz shoot is shaped in such a way that it can be used with only one hand and it’s also very easy to fill up. The dildo is made with realistic details so even though it’s smaller than average, it will certainly get your groove on, alone or with your partner!
With a price tag of $30, this is the body-safe budget option you can’t miss out on!
GUIMI Vibrating Penis
Another addition to the group of vibrating and ejaculating dildos, the Guimi is a double threat – triple if you count the powerful suction cup! It comes with 10 vibrating options that’ll provide additional stimulation and drive you over the edge.
It’s filled in a similar way to a Turkey baster – you just put the silicone ball in the water or fake sperm, squeeze, and it fills up. The ejaculation is triggered in the same fashion – by simply pressing on the ball.
The Guimi is made to look as realistic as possible, with bulging glans and pronounced veins. The suction cup allows you to put it up on a wall or on any surface for even more ways to play around. It’s also waterproof, so you’ll be having quite a lot of fun in the shower.
Pleasure is guaranteed for $48.83!
Strap-on Me Ultra Realistic Ejaculating Dildo
Whatever you need from squirting dildos, this is the model that’ll provide it for you. It’s compatible with a harness too, so in case you’re into handsfree couple play, this could be your toy of choice.
Equipped with a tube and a syringe, the dildo will ejaculate on your command. Its 6.5 insertable length is perfect for both strap-on plays and solo play to simulate shared orgasms.
It might not be as detailed as the others when it comes to realism, but it’s slightly curved shape and its bulbous head are sure to find the sweet spot and hit it! Just add some faux sperm into the dildo and get ready for a couple of orgasms!
Have your $107.36 ready, cuz this is an opportunity you don’t want to miss!
Ejaculating Dildos from Other Materials
The following squirting dildos are made from either CyberSkin, PVC or TPR/TPE and should be used with caution as per their guidelines.
Squirtz CyberSkin Realistic Squirting Dildo
The Squirtz dildo is as realistic as squirting dildos get! It’s made of dual density cyber skin which makes it firm on the inside but soft on the outside. Even though it’s made of cyber skin, it’s phthalate-free and body safe.
It also has hand-painted details to deliver the most authentic and unique feel. With its insertable length of 6.5 inches, this dildo will leave you hungry for more, and the fact it squirts on command only adds to the overall pleasure!
When you want to make it spray, just press the balls and it’ll bathe or fill you up nicely. To get the most authentic feeling, you could put it under warm water for a few minutes before using.
$56.99 is a small price to pay for pleasure isn’t it?
Doc Johnson Bust it
Doc Johnson is a popular name in both men’s and women’s sex toys so it shouldn’t be a surprise that it appears here too. Bust It is an anatomically correct and deliciously-made erect penis, which made it an instant favorite among fans of squirting dildos.
Whether you’re a fan of facials, snowballing, or creampies, this ejaculating dildo will provide. Each Bust It comes with its own special ‘Nut Butter’ formula that’s as real as the real deal.
It comes with a tube and a syringe for easy squirting and the special Vac-U-Lock for some hands free play. The bulging veins, textured balls and plump head will contribute to your shaky moans when you feel it fill you up.
$76,48 is the price of your ticket to OrgasmLand!
Loadz Realistic 8 Inch Squirting Dildo
The Loadz is another toy on my list that squirts and vibrates, sure – but this one is special! It comes with a two-ounce syringe too, so prepare for Loadz of fun with it! From a total 8 inch length, 6.75 of it is insertable, which added to the almost 6 inches girth sounds like a fun night!
It’s compatible with a harness too, so if you’re a fan of ejaculating dildos, you can use it with your partner as well. The ten vibration modes coupled with the huge load of squirting on command is enough for this bad boy to end up on my honorary mentions list. It’s rechargeable and comes with a wireless remote control, so you can play around with your partner from afar without any uncomfortable cables getting in the way. Or, you can have some fun yourself!
The price tag reads $79.99, but it also reads ‘Pleasure’, so why not?
Loadz Vibrating Squirting Dildo with Remote Control
Another product from Loadz – and just as special! This dildo comes with a wireless remote control, so it’ll fit you perfectly if you’re not a fan of tubes or syringes. It shoots around 0.30 ounces per ejaculation so if you’re into bigger loads, you could try the previous Loadz dildo I covered.
The dildo is filled from the bottom in a cap covered reservoir and is easily shot out by the press of a button. With an insertable length of 6.60 inches and remote controlled 10-mode vibration, it will take you over the edge – a couple of times, in a couple of thrusts! The Loadz dildo is also compatible with a harness, so it’s excellent for couple play – especially those into the squirting dildos scene!
This toy will set you back $99.99 – a small price to pay for pleasure!
Final Words
The ever-changing women’s sex toy industry makes sure to cater to our every sexual need. One such need – ejaculating dildos! If you wanted to buy one, now you know what they look like and what you should be looking for when you’re in the store.
Whether you prefer the syringe and tube one, the turkey baster or perhaps the remote controlled one, always research about the products you’re planning to buy. Hopefully, this guide has been helpful and educational enough for you to make a better, more pleasurable choice!
Sadly, not many non porous squirting dildos are available on the market so if you can’t find a silicone option to suit your needs, another material will have to do. Whatever you do, remember: look for the phthalate-free options, as phthalates are known to be toxic.
Remember to clean your toys before and after every use and cover them in cornstarch when stored in a dark place. It’s also important not to share your porous sex toys with other people as it increases the risk of introducing other people’s bacteria to your body.
But the most important thing to remember is that you deserve pleasure! So pick an ejaculating dildo of your choice, go to town and have fun!
Stay inquisitive!
Stay adventurous!
Stay Devine!
