The saying ‘let go of things you can’t control’ doesn’t apply to women’s sex toys.
In fact, it’s quite the opposite.
Embrace the vibrations you can’t control – this is a perfect summary of the entire experience you can get from the Lush 2 love egg vibrator. With this toy, sometimes, you won’t be the one holding the remote control. Instead, it may be your dominating partner, who’s not familiar with the meaning of the word ‘stop it’.
He or she won’t stop playing with you because this vibrator is almost addictive, and the thought of you not being able to control it, will boost your sex hormones through the roof.
Okay, it’s getting hot in here and it’s not even because of that Nelly song.
I blame it on this gorgeous vibrating egg and its ability to spice up my fantasies. I’ve encountered new sexual pleasures with this toy, ones I never thought I could experience.
The Lovense Lush 2 egg vibrator is something else, ladies – it didn’t become one of the most popular women’s sex toys on the market without a good reason.
Let’s not keep you waiting – you’ve waited long enough.
One Sophisticated Sex Toy Please! Make That Lush 2!
Lovense Lush 2 is pretty popular in the women’s sex toys community – it’s the Kendall Jenner of the Kardashians.
Most of the reviews I read were good enough for me, so I said why not? So, I decided to give it a go.
First things first – these guys know a thing or two about privacy – being discreet is their second nature.
The toy arrived in a brown box, no brand name, no indication that there’s a different universe inside it. Well-packaged, solid – good first impression. As I’ve had my fair share of sex toys in my home, I thought this was a pretty standard procedure – you open a box and there it is.
Well, Lovense went a step further by adding another box. That means your new best friend comes with the most secure packaging of all time. Granted, you might get bored while unpackaging, but better safe than sorry, right?
Moreover, Lovense provides instructions on the outside of the box, right next to their branded message “Can you hold the moan?”, devilishly asking every lady about to try this toy.
Now, a bit on the boring side, here are some details that improve the entire user experience.
Lush 2 comes with two sets of instructions:
- User manual and;
- Quick setup guide.
The user manual has a standard design and holds the usual information. It comes in 4 languages, so even if you don’t understand English, there should be no problem with using it. The setup guide is all about the toy itself, the different levels of vibration, etc.
The charger is safely placed in a small carbon box, next to the vibrator. Before using your toy, make sure to fully charge it, and when that’s done, this vibrating egg is ready to rock your world.
Anyway, once you get rid of all the unnecessary boxes, read all the material and get yourself so riled-up you’d rather die than spend another second un-penetrated – it’s time for your first meeting with your new favorite egg vibrator.
A Designer That Finally Understood Women
A round of applause for the design team, please.
Lush 2 stares directly in your face, flaunting its bright pink color and secret kinky behavior.
Yes, pink is the only color available for now, but the color is no big deal, as it’s irrelevant to its performance – you’re still gonna get blasted into space!
It’s made out of body-safe silicone, so you don’t have to worry about safety while using it.
It’s 100% waterproof, making for wonderful bath companionship after (or even during!) those exhausting workdays!
You don’t need to worry about the sound, as it’s lower than 45.5 dB. This feature will come in handy once you want to use it in public – and you will, very quickly, want to take it out for a spin.
Overall, the toy is average size, which may even be too small for some ladies.
It’s 7.12 inches long in total, with the insertable part being 3.14 inches long and 1.4 inches thick. These numbers look small? Well, don’t underestimate it just yet – it can do wonders!
The vibrator has a curvy original design, curving and resting softly on your G-spot.
The antenna is placed in the thin part of the vibrating egg. It uses Bluetooth technology to work, so the antenna needs to stay outside of your body. The thicker part goes inside of you and has a bit of a tip.
Now about that tip..
That tip is what makes this toy the Tesla of women’s sex toys. It fits so smoothly inside of you, you’d think it was designed specifically for your insides.
The role of the tip and that slight curve? To provide ultimate pleasure by finding your G-spot consistently, with every use.
Performance Issues – Nonexistent!
How can you control the vibrator?
The main button is on the antenna, and to turn the love egg on, you need to hold it for 3-5 seconds.
There are 7 available vibrating motions:
- Low
- Medium
- High
- Pulse
- Wave
- Fireworks
- Earthquake
There’s nothing accidental about the names of these modes, as each one is carefully chosen to give you a preview of what comes next.
What’s the most interesting part of this toy?
Well, like most of the Lovense products, this vibrating egg can be operated through your phone – through BlueTooth!
All you have to do is download the Lovense remote application to your phone. It’s available for both iOS and Android users, and it’s even available on PC. After that, pair your phone with the device and you’re good to go. It’s all explained pretty clearly in the manual, so you’ll have no problems setting it up.
Where’s the fun in this, you ask?
Here’s what makes the Lush 2 love egg different than other sex toys:
- A completely new way of pleasuring yourself and;
- Mind-blowing experience with your partner.
The Lovense app offers diverse options to choose from, and once you pair the toy with the app, the combinations between vibrations are limitless.
Need something specific? Draw your own pattern, with a lower or higher intensity.
Switch between patterns. Experiment. This toy has so much to offer if you have an active imagination!
If you find out that a certain pattern gives you that leg-shaking orgasm, you can save it for future orgasmic endeavors. You can even share patterns with other people so they can try them out!
That’s what I call excellent word of mouth – sharing is caring – and that’s not even its final perk!
Once you get used to the toy, you can go out in public and try it out yourself.
If exhibitionism dries up your mouth just by thinking about it, then this is the toy for you. Feeling those pulsations inside of you while sitting on a bench trying not to moan can be the naughty routine you’re waiting for.
It might be a challenge for some women, so make sure to test walking with it at home first.
For my hardcore vixens out there – I know you’ll like this one!
Now, if you decide to use it with a partner, that’s a whole new setting.
First, you need to adapt the app, which is very easy to do as it’s explained in detail in the setup guide. Once you do it, your partner will be able to control this gorgeous egg vibrator remotely.
Let me say that again – remotely.
Your partner can make you cum while sitting at a meeting that should have been an email.
Or while being at the diner, sitting across from you, staring into your eyes while you try to keep calm. That’s one hell of a turn-on, right? Does even the thought of the waiter or someone else noticing what’s happening under the table turn you on?
Don’t worry – Lovense has you covered. Those sound features really come in handy in public, but while the Lush 2 is quiet, you won’t be if you relax too much!
The cherry on top – all the power lies in your partner’s phone and there’s nothing you can do about it.
What’s the most memorable thing about this toy?
The strength.
You would think that a toy of that size wouldn’t be anything special in regards to strength, but make sure you’re controlling your screams because this toy packs a surprisingly strong punch.
I didn’t believe it either, and I was shocked when trying it out.
The Lush 2 egg vibrator has one of the strongest mechanisms a sex toy can have. Just goes to show – the toy doesn’t have to be gigantic to be powerful.
Luckily for us ladies, the power is real as this toy can work continuously for up to 3 hours before turning off. A lot can happen in 3 hours and your multiple orgasms are every point on that list. Remember, use a water-based lube.
One thing you’ll want to be careful about when using the Lush 2 is its sensitive antenna. Although it might be harder in those moments of arousal, you need to be careful with it, as it’s more fragile than the rest of the toy – and can be easily ripped off if you take it out too quickly.
Also, the Lush 2 is not recommended to be used anally. Take it from me, I would try anything once, but with this one, I decided to skip it just because it’s not made for that. If anal stimulation is your thing, there are a lot of other great toys to use it – buy use-specific toys, people!
All in all, the Lovense Lush 2 love egg was not a bad investment for me. As far as their message, I didn’t hold back any moaning – it’s nearly impossible to hold anything in with this toy, as it awakens your slutty side.
The side that likes to get naughty in public.
The side of you that can’t wait for her partner to come home.
The side that makes you relinquish control entirely so that you can loosen up and enjoy every bit of this toy.
And your partner will like this side of you – guaranteed!
Stay classy.
Stay feminine.
Stay Devine.
